BL@@peRs

Well some bloopers that happened days ago. . .
I went work on Thurs without wearing my BELT! (For the first time), I’d totally no idea how I would have forgotten buckle up that belt.

Then this lady promoter asked me ‘You be wearing the same long black pant for most of the day’s right?’

‘Yea’
‘Than why you bother to remove the whole belt when you reached home, you could have leave the belt on the pants, you don’t have to remove the whole belt to remove the whole pant right?’

‘Yea hor’ (feeling quite embarrassed)

Then she replied ‘Haizzzzzzz…. Guys are always guys’ which totally left me @___________@

Bloopers 2

Yesterday, feeling bored while waiting for bus, I decided to walk backwards, balancing myself with back of heel touching the tip of toe; as I was walking, guess what I bumped onto a person! ZZZZZ, luckily for me is a man if not, some woman may just shout MOLEST!
Talking about yesterday, I witness something funny in the lift. I saw this ah-peh in his 60s putting his hand on his wife’s butt as if to guide her out of the lift; then what comes next was the wife’s hand comes sweeping his hand off. The reluctant hand then once again guide back to her butt; then the door close and I can’t witness what comes next. I only giggle at the scene. . . LOL

Kai
Takre care
桜 & 恋
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Someone asked me recently, ‘Isn’t it very sad, if you meet someone during work that is worth being friend/more than a friend; and just leave like that without leaving contacts. So is like friends for 3 days then we totally forget about each other.’
I gave it a thought, and think [yea true] but for me am like that, I’m quite passive in bridging up a friendship; I lack the basic initiative in maintaining it; I’m always on the receiving end. Is like you don’t ask I can’t be bother, I don’t know how to treasure . . . just yesterday another of that event happen. . . well @____@

Akane by dear Miyu Nagase (ex-ZONE member).
Her ballad is always heart-felt, sip right deep into your heart!

OMG

SHYTTTTTTTTTTTT IM HAVING RASHES !!!!!!!!!!!! ARGGGGGGGGGGG!

either the facial foam is bad

or i'd eaten stm weird of which i can only thought of some pig's organ

hmmmm

kai
takre care
桜 & 恋

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SpLuR

Man so tired la today! Work ends at 10 and traveled all the way back from Expo took another good 1hr that I decided to pamper me myself with a home-kai-made-cake of which I named it Lagoon-Swirl! It looks like this (darn appetizing tight?)



The initial plan was just cake topped with ice-cream, but when i opened up my fridge, i saw this Ritter Sport choc and gigantic straberry, and ta-da they go into the decoration!


kai
takre care
桜 & 恋
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I'd just realized from my frens not long ago that i was supposed to mail my final year results to respective university; i DIDNT (and my final sem results score ways better then my previous semester la, perhaps that's why i kena REJECTED.

so i try my luck and resend them again and hope for the better if not really better luck next year. Well at least NUS got informed me online that they'd received thoes documents, for NTU don know how,zzz

Bye-Bye

2 fellow dudes are heading for NS soon, that a farewell party was thrown @ BaliThai in the heart of that don-know-called-what fountain.

Warning: don’t even order a sour drink like calamari at Thai Restaurant, cux Thai food is already characterized by being hot & sour, with the sourness of calamari; you will only get stomach stir like me (too acidic!). I was like aching throughout the journey when the group decided to head from Suntec to Esplanade to Clark Quay. ZZZZZZz. Then we landed ourselves in this little bar ‘Eskimo’ (I think).

Was reluctant to order a drink; my tummy was still stirring, but in the end still order a ‘Screwdriver’ that taste literally like a bitter orange juice. Interestingly it didn’t worsen the stir in the tummy BUT a stir in the head that I decide ‘OK Kaijie it’s times to get home’ [I can actually feel the heat rising from the neck too, poor drinker =/]. I guess another cup is enough to make me go bonkers, LO!!!
So I head straight to 7-11 to buy this ‘O-long tea’ as a meant to counter the alcohol I’d consumed not long ago… it helps



Look @ the spread of THaiFood!!!





@ The BAr

[all pics 'cope' from hua's blog]

Kai
Take care
桜 & 恋
=’

YUI's latest single SUMMER SONG [her 13th] out soon!!!!!

[limited edition ver.]



[regular ver.]

usually i dont spend $$ on single, but this single look so cool la, maybe i might just buy it!

1 of THse -______- + @___@ + $___$ + T___T day

Today there this ‘tai-tai’. . .

Comes forward and tell things like ‘Oh I live in 3 stories house, every time climb up and down very tired’ (after my fren mentioning bout she stay same rm as someone)

‘Oh today I came by MRT, stand so long tired’ ( but she told me someone drove her here)

‘Oh I had to do cooking after our maid+s? return’

‘I came down from very far -Bukit Timah (rich man area)’

‘I have 3 daughters and 4 God-sons’

Then she kept looking at me and singing praise at me and stuff; I could actually flirt back and said those sweet-tooth things to make her happy and buy my product but didn’t. . . (LOL) PLUS she had the ‘stench’ of oil, probably carried from Expo hall 5 (food fair). Want to shoo her off but she just kept u-turning back to chit-chat -___-


Kai
Takre care
=’
桜 & 恋



Lower traffic today, thus we experience a lower sales @__@

Finally my last month pay was ready! Weeeeeeet! $_______________$

Someone recently just remind me of that loved-failed-day. . . T___T

oh yea, the lobang on swimming trunk, jux got bigger after each swim, i thought was alright at first cux inside there's another white piece of cloth but when the hole get real big then opx (finally asked my maid to mend it cux i'm getting a free one soon from ARMY~, LOL) k tts random! =/

anotHer of those day

Had totally no idea how I landed myself as ‘Sales Promoter’- promoting of all stuffs- facial products (i mean my skin isnt good, with those pimples)is like asking an elephant to say yoyo right bad analogy Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz la!!!!!!!!!

Today had this so-called training. Skin- Epidermis, dead skin la, collagen la, sebum la, T-zone la, the list can goes down endlessly. Was totally baffled with the training as it remains me of Biology Lesson when the ‘tutor’ goes on talking about ‘oh our skin is made up of 3 layers, and each layer is subdivided into many individuals layers, blab la. bla’ I was like zzzzzzzzzz.

Then comes the gist of the training- The 8 products that I’d to remember, their functions blab la bla (I am doing my recalling, as part of revision, so can just skip this whole junk)~ 2 cleansers, 2 5-in-1 (toner, moisturizer, anti-aging, brighten, anti-wrinkle) cream, 2Uv block, 2 eye bag thingy. Whitening, rejuvenating, exfoliate, repair, anti-aging, lighten, brighten, alcohol free, botanical ingredients- list of adjectives, verbs I had to remembered.zzz


What really draws me off WAS WHEN THE TRAINER DEMOS HOW TO APPLY THE PRODUCT ON CLIENTS’ HAND AND MASSAGE IT. I RISE A QUESTION ‘DOES GUY HAS TO DO IT?’ (I WAS THE ONLY GUY THERE,-,-)
‘YES, YOU ARE PROVIDING SERVICES AFTERALL’
I WAS LIKE ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

Well guess I had to head on to remember the products details! Oh btw the product is
-Kawaii Tokyo- Honest speaking; with the list of ‘high-class’ ingredients that go into the product, think is effective ba~

Kai
Takre care
=’
桜 & 恋

PS: when u wana buy the products tell me, i tell u where to find me and buy that i can earn that little commission- =]

A tribute to moo moo

I am Cow
Arrogant Worms

I am cow, hear me moo
I weigh twice as much as you
And I look good on the barbecue
Yogurt, curd, cream cheese and butters
Made from liquid from my udders
I am cow, I am cow, hear me moo (moo)

I am cow, eating grass
Methane gas comes out my ass
And out my muzzle when I belch
Oh, the ozone layer is thinner
From the outcome of my dinner
I am cow, I am cow, Ive got gas

I am cow, here I stand
Far and wide upon this land
And I am living everywhere
From b.c. to newfoundland
You can squeeze my teats by hand
I am cow, I am cow, I am cow
I am cow, I am cow, I am cow!


simply love this laid-back country/with hint of nonsensical song!


kai
takre care
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桜 & 恋



treble the effect with this video!

LOL DAY

So today was the Symposium thingy….

I thought: ‘Since I not going to win FOR SURE that I decided to go with a jean (instead of pant); goes with w/o tie combining with tucking out of shirt! WOOT ~ Actually is more of not following the norm since your outfit isn’t 1 of the criteria~

Things got wrong even before the presentation!
GUESS WHAT?

I TOOK BUS 13 INSTEAD OF 23 TO TP. I DON’T KNOW HOW THE HELL I INTERPRETED 23 AS 13!!! THERE AINT ANY SUN, SO ISNT Astigmatism!!! AT FIRST I THOUGT THE BUS CHANGES IT ROUTE OR WHAT NOT, BUT I JUST FELT WEIRD THAT I ALIGHTED AND SAW 13 INSTEAD OF 23! DARN STUPID AND BLUR LA, FIRST TIME IN MY LIFE LIKE THAT (I WASN’T ANXIOUS FOR THE PRESENTATION, THAT I HAD NO IDEA WHy I TOOK THE WRONG BUS).

Thinking back, taking wrong bus may perhaps be a blessing in disguise, cux I was late, really late and I still had the cheek to take bus. Since taking the wrong bus wasted 10 mins that I had no choice but to take a cab there, that I wasn’t ‘that late’.

So… ta-ta-ta-ta—1 after another presented, of which all sounded so chim and alien to me, then comes my turn. I decide not to use the MIC given (extra ma), but the judges asked me to use then use lor,zzz. Dr Jiang Lee passed me a laser pointer and asked me to use, I was like reluctant. She insisted that I hold it but i didn’t use, -,-. (Forgot?)

After the whole presentation, Mr Tay drags me out of the lecture hall as he wanted to clarify with me the points/statements I’d made. So had a little debate, but somehow he still disagree with some of my project results and stuffs. Luckily he's not 1 of the judges if not i may not answer his questions~

I told him:’ My project so simple de, sure lose de.’
’Simple is the best’
And I was like wooo @___@ **encouragement**

After which had a little chat with Shaz on ‘clone la’, ‘Mas selemat la’.’ Underground Lab la’, ’mutant la’ and stuffs, LOL

On my way back home, I saw Kenneth Tang.
He was like ‘Wa, go symposium wear jeans?” **then all the lectures around him started to turns and stare at me**
I replied ‘Stylo ma!’ *LOL***

That was that
Kai
Takre care
桜 & 恋

Many had received their exam results, most of them had good news; as for me I’d to wait till tomorrow as I didn’t sign up for the sms service, so yea. Finger cross and again May God bless.

Yesterday this guy called and asked me to start work today
I replied ‘I had found other job that suits my timing so sorry’ (it was like so buay-hiao-bite la)**cux he keep dragging from mon to tues to wed, of course this is not the main reason that I rejected the offer)~

recently there had been some copyright thingy going on~ First My youtube acc then comes the removal of some J-media blog sites (geez now limited access to J-media news)

LAME SHYT

For the last 30 minutes of the paper, my teeth were literally vibrating like mad la! I was wearing shorts with ankle sock coupled with the cold weather in air conditioned room and was dunking water to warm myself. Think I can even hear myself ‘kekekekeke’, from my vibrato-teeth. I tried all ways to warm myself

1) Rubbing my hand/ Blowing air on my palm that literally send my specs to be coated with mist.

2) Sitting on my palms (But where my hands to do the paper), so only do it when reading questions, -,-

2) That dunking of about 700ML water within 1hr++ made me rush for toilet in the midst of exam!

Now thinking back was like LOL. So tomorrow, I so gonna enter the exam hall with long pants and long sock; hopefully sunny weather too!

With that
Kai takre
=’
桜 & 恋

O_O

no one looking


up i go

Guess dear Russell is yielding for a long walk outside



Kai
Takre care
桜 & 恋
=’

Oku Hanako, a singer-songwriter herself has really earned my respect. Her music revolved round piano ballad accompanied with that pure sweet vocal performance. And gosh, she is 30 odds when she look like a little teenager!

It was through her song ‘Garnet’ being paired with the film ‘The girl who leapt through time that I came to know this sweet pie’. I recalled that day watching the film and told my friend ‘I sure going to dig out that artist, and yes I did!’

This only 1 of the few song i can found in imeem, unless i upload my collection, @__@
The song in my mp3 read as '恋', the one i found on imeem read 'Koin', perhaps that how you pronounced in Japan? Again i thought was 'Lian' instead.

恋-Love

I GET IT

Right this is so absurd!

I was in the middle of PS, when this guy appeared in front of me and asked
“Do you speak Chinese?’
‘Yea’
‘We are talent scout team’
‘My pal and I notice you from afar’
‘Yea’
‘We arrange an interview for you’
‘Yea’
‘Here our name card’ (some uanworld thingy)
That looks like this-
‘Yea’

Do tell you the truth I was like ‘Woot’, I’m spotted on! That spurt of ‘woot-ness’ made me lose my calmness/judgmental skills that I simply left my number.

It was then I thought, with the abundant of valleys on my face that ants will deem it as some bottomless pit and the wide bridge across my nose be spotted on? Top up with a nerdy-toot in throng of hunks and babes around be spotted? The more I think the more weird it seems. I concluded:

1) Probably their boss was doing a spot check on them, that he randomly approached the person nearest to him.

2) Boss testing the efficiency of his talent scout to successfully getting contacts.

3) Some sought of ‘I dare you’ prank by his pals to ask people around for contacts.

4) They are really so desperate in need of people that anyone seems good enough.

5) Potential ‘con’ asking victim to go for photo-shoot for portfolio then cash-in before saying ‘we don’t need you’ (watch enough dramas and you get the idea)

Well anyway, it good to be deluded sometimes~

Lastly hilarious video to share: It’s a wonder that the editor able to make the Indian language to sound as if it were English! I bet some Indian will not even get the original meaning of the video by looking at the subbing! you weren't get e idea in e first few seconds until he started to shrug his shoulder- and the LOL begins!

Indian Thriller with non-literal English Lyrics! ( WATCH IT AND HAVE A GD LAUGH)

it'll get more and more hilarious as u watch it!


Take care
Kai
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Ticket by Ai Otsuka. This song is pretty up-lifting and catchy, that you simply cant resisting beating to its beat! And is not overly-cheesy like her other up-beat songs.

I know_I know

I know its irritating of me to keep pestering my friends on stuffs like:

‘Tomorrow got lecture?’
“Need to do tutorial?”
“When is the interview test?’
“Why the equation works like that?”
“Tomorrow school start what time”
“Tutorial quiz test on what?”

These Zillion-est questions I’d kept pestering on my friend since day 1 that sometime I’d to rotate between them least they really really got irritated. -__-

All drawn down to my lack of planning and jotting down of stuffs. Do think I actually jot down my feeling and thoughts and totally ignore to jot down ‘event/s-to-happen’.

Somehow I felt it’s stupid to write those things down, and felt that I could depend on my friend on these kinds of stuffs, a thing that I ought to do myself. Perhaps I thought my brain is able to store these information without actually realizing that it was already saturated with equations/theory/calculations/derivation and stuffs, @__________@

Kai
Take care
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Sometime I hope I could treat every ‘minor’ test as if they were the ‘major’ one. My revising attitude is totally different for the latter.