YOOSH
Singaporean really Singaporean LA! Today 20% off, the throng of crowds here in Rob CP is really like mad la! Can hardly breathe! I was very excited with the crowd; higher probability of commission cashed in ma. I was wrong; all the aunties just fled to the L’Oreal counter grasping their ‘infinite offer’- free these free that who doesn’t want? Many come with ‘the items to get’ in their mind and only a handful stop and listen to me~ I was getting very frustrated, as I just cant get anyone to just stop and listen, given the crowd. So, I just step back and rewind myself in toilet and telling myself in mirror ‘Let make some sales’ with –YOOSH gesture!-. Then the sales come rolling, and I managed to break the $500 barrier! IN fact i hadn’t got any sales till L’Oreal runs out of ‘freebies’, LOl!! sales is like that; once 1 get off the shelf, the rest will automatically queue up to be get off! One just had to smile smile and be happy!!!
Calvin also joins me in this job too! LOL! Maybe sometime later we’ll meet each other in road show~
Kai
Takre care
=’
桜 & 恋
Had to start jogging real soooooooooooooooooooooon~
Paradise by melody- as the name implied, this song has the feel of someone in utopia
darn i just ran my chair over russell feet, tt poor thing just let out a squeak and kept trembling
jux recalled 1 conversation: 1 promoter was referring me as 'Auntie-Killer'-given the fact that 80% of my customers are between 30-60+++, then 1 uncle replied:'Its useless la, auntie killer in pub lagi better, they had all the gold cards for you to swipe man.'- i was like 'you take me as a pimp?' zzzzzz @___@
oh yea did i mentioned that PS had just open 1 new store 'Build a bear' where you literally stuff the cotton into the deflated bear to 'built a bear', pretty cool stuff to get as a gift~~~~
Calvin also joins me in this job too! LOL! Maybe sometime later we’ll meet each other in road show~
Kai
Takre care
=’
桜 & 恋
Had to start jogging real soooooooooooooooooooooon~
Paradise by melody- as the name implied, this song has the feel of someone in utopia
darn i just ran my chair over russell feet, tt poor thing just let out a squeak and kept trembling
jux recalled 1 conversation: 1 promoter was referring me as 'Auntie-Killer'-given the fact that 80% of my customers are between 30-60+++, then 1 uncle replied:'Its useless la, auntie killer in pub lagi better, they had all the gold cards for you to swipe man.'- i was like 'you take me as a pimp?' zzzzzz @___@
oh yea did i mentioned that PS had just open 1 new store 'Build a bear' where you literally stuff the cotton into the deflated bear to 'built a bear', pretty cool stuff to get as a gift~~~~
Labels: yoosh
posted by kai/kaispiral at
Tuesday, April 29, 2008
4 Comments:
And to think that you were railing on and on and complaining to the heavens above about being posted in some graveyard or something... They were just getting their secret weapon used to the environment before the crowds started rushing in! And indeed, when the time was right, the Auntie Killer's launch was detected...Sigh, the devastation caused that day...
Oh, and kai-kun/auntie killer, you really might already have a foot in the doorway in... another line of work, shall we say? ohohoho... One of the main reasons why aunties/grandmas like watching all those soppy korean/jap dramas are because of all the boyish beautiful male actors, or bishounen, if you will... In essence, that becomes their type. After all, who'd like to come home to the same old wrinkles and flab every single day of the week... Instead, they get to be treated as a princess rather than an empress dowager! This sweet young boy, rubbing cream onto one's hands ever so gently and meticulously, whispering sweet nothings in one's year, coercing, convincing, taking one back into a time of one's prime... And then when their guard is down, you go in for the kill! And KA-ching! The Auntie Killer strikes again! :o ... Indeed, you could earn alot of money in that other line of work... MWHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
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Anonymous, At
9:36 AM
OH btw... That build a bear thing has been around for aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaages...
-.-lll That time us three walked around in vivo after that yui movie, we spotted one... geez.
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Anonymous, At
9:38 AM
arghhh @____@- I DIDNT RUB ONTO THEIR HAND THOUGH E REST OF THE GUYS PROMOTER DOES- I USED PERSUADING/CONVINCING/TRUTHFUL POWER TO ASK THEM BUY- BUT I DO TAP ON THE SUNBLOCK FOR THEM THOUGH (NO CHOICE, HARD TO EXPLAIN ALSO)~
but i do met some aunties who literally lift up their hand, hinting me to rub for them, LOL zzzz
i mean here in PS is NEW LA THE BUILD-BEAR 1
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kai/kaispiral, At
9:34 AM
Oh, so the Auntie-killer uses words as sweet as venom instead of a more... physical... approach, eh? Aunties very much love the quiet, withdrawn, hard to get types too you know... =o Damn, I really do think you'd be an instant hit in pubs... If you can get over your shyness, that is... mwahahaahahaha Sigh... Too bad you're not inclined to use your abilities for evil... And which auntie in the world can resist such a pampering from a sweet lil' puppy-kun like yourself... Oh how their hearts must race at each gentle stroke.. Sigh, a pity, a pity... I guess you might be charged for underaged employment if you were to seek employment in other more profitable places too... :<
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Anonymous, At
10:36 AM
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